the secret lives of prothros.

October 15, 2009


Filed under: Uncategorized — prothro @ 1:41 am


30Rock is the best comedy on television. Don’t argue, it’s a fact and Tina Fey has the Emmys to prove it. So in honor of it returning to the air, I present to you my favorite quotes from 30Rock, let your mindgrapes enjoy.

Toofer: I’m doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you’re doing well.
Tracy: So, here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.
Pete: So, first you thought he was illiterate and now you think he’s lazy? Liz, you are racist.
Liz: No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama.
Tracy: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait…what was the question?
Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.

Tracy: Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
Tracy: Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly?
Kenneth[about coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It’s like my heart is trying to hug my brain!
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I’m surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Jack: I heard you singing night cheese. Lemon I’ve had a crazy night. We all could learn a lot from Tracy Jordan. We went out clubbing, his life is like Enron 1999. It’s wild.
Liz: We have a show tonight. I’ve never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that’s your worst quadrant.
Jack: I’m Lizzing!
Tracy Jordan: Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan. I’m black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?
Get excited about the 30Rock tonight.
Lemon Out!                   Shut it Down…..


  1. [please read this in a slow/monotone robotic voice]
    very disappointed. marginally watchable show. only redeeming qualities are alec baldwin and will arnett. neither tina fey or her smugness are included. since when do awards constitute quality? have you ever watched the deer hunter? i have. it was not quality. it was marginal crap. i am smiling while writing this. remember we are friends. poo poo…out.

    Comment by mr. poo poo — October 15, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

    • it must hurt to be so wrong. mr. poopoo. what do you consider to be the best comedy?

      Comment by prothro — October 15, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

  2. I’ve had 30 Rock on my mind grapes all day. I love it so much, I wanna take it out behind the middle school…

    Comment by Brad — October 20, 2009 @ 4:30 pm

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